Can you trust a fart?

Can you trust a fart? Is a book for children and adults alike. In this book, we explore whether we can trust our own bodily functions in a fun, easy to read format with some words easily read by children and complex concepts that adults can appreciate.

What happens if you never let out a fart?

Trying to hold it in leads to a build up of pressure and major discomfort. A build up of intestinal gas can trigger abdominal distension, with some gas reabsorbed into the circulation and exhaled in your breath. Holding on too long means the build up of intestinal gas will eventually escape via an uncontrollable fart.

What does never trust a fart mean?

Any trust placed in a fart is horribly misplaced. You will be betrayed and likely killed. If you are in the company of a fart, it is a most dubious alliance and should at all costs be dissolved immediately.

What are the fart rhymes?

When you get older never trust a fart?

Edward Cole : Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

Was that a fart or shart?

A shart is essentially flatulence gone wrong. It occurs when the anal sphincter is relaxed during the act of passing flatus. If the flatus is gaseous, it will slowly be expelled passively (i.e. without a “surprise”).

What are synonyms for fart?

In this page you can discover 9 synonyms, antonyms, idiomatic expressions, and related words for fart, like: break-wind, farting, flatus, breaking wind, bugger, puke, wind, burp and git.

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