Can you make the loudest fart?

For the loudest farts you need pressure, a nice bit of gas held back and lastly a very rapid release of the gas. Think of it as being an explosion of an instantly released herd of charging elephants stampeding out your butt. Posture during is also very important.

How many decibels is a fart?

Meanwhile, the volume of sound is measured in decibels. “The different uses of ‘decibels’ in audio can get complicated,” Parker continues, but for simplicity’s sake, he says the average fart likely falls around 80 decibels of SPL, or sound pressure level.

How do you force a loud fart?

Just like you can make yourself burp by swallowing air with your mouth, you can make yourself fart by letting air in and out of your ass.

1. Lie down somewhere flat and pull your legs towards your head.
2. Relax your rectum and let the air seep in slowly.
3. Keep at it until you feel a butt bomb bubble up.
4. Let ‘er rip.

Can a fart break a toilet?

No, it is not possible. Even with the seat down there is always a space for any gasses to escape. The only way I could think you might have a way to do it is to introduce a flame inside the bowl.

What is the loudest fart on earth?

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the loudest fart ever recorded was a fart of 113 decibels, by Herkimer Chort of Ripley, NY USA, on October 11th, 1972.

What kind of noise does a toilet make when you flush?

2. FILL VALVE HISS: A noise that is constant and sounds like forced air moving through the toilet. 3. WATER RESONANCE: (constant thumping) A noise you hear when the toilet is flushed and the toilet is running water during its flush cycle

What does ideal poop look like?

Ideal poop is a smooth sausage shape that is a medium brown and colour and sinks in the toilet bowl. “We want a sinker but we don’t want skid marks in the toilet bowl,” she says.

What does it mean when your POOP is loud and explosive?

That’s the message from naturopath Emma Tippett from Empowered Health, who says loud farts and explosive poop usually signal a sub-par digestive system. “Optimally you don’t want much farting because it signals an excess of gas building up, which means there is some level of fermentation in the small intestine,” she told Coach.

Why is my stool light in colour and hard to flush?

“If your stool is light in colour and floats and is hard to flush, it probably means you’re not producing enough bile in the liver, which helps to metabolise fats,” she says. “This is important because we need sufficient fat metabolism so we can absorb healthy fats like omega 3s that can help with inflammation in the body.”